I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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