dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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