Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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