I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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