I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
The beer is more important than you right now.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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