There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
time to smoke my breakfast
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
