i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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