I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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