Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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