My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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