Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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