My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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