if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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