Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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