Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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