I am spending my child support on dildos
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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