Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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