The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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