what if I'm pregnant?
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There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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