life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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