Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
