my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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