Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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