I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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