Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm both gender and math confused
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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