Slut skills are useful in every country.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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