He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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