I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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