hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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