so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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