I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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