She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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