What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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