well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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