I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
