It's a beautiful day for a hangover
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Randomize
