LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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