yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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