Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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