Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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