I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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