Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
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I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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