Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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