Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My pussy is not your playground.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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