And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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