lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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