Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
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Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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