We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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