How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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