if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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