I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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