ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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