the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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