Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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