Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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