Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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