I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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